Turd Patrol Info


First off, there are currently 9 (nine) members in the Turd Patrol. If you'd like a complete detailed list, see the Characters Page. The Turd Patrol base is located in the septic tank under a Septico™ inc. portable toilet that has been abandoned in a rejected alley. To leave, the Turd Patrol uses their TurdBuggy and their C.R.A.P. (Catapult-Resembling Attack Projector) Catapult.

The TurdBuggy The C.R.A.P. Catapult

The catapult fires the TurdBuggy up out of the septic tank and out a hole in the stall. To get back in, the Turd Patrol must drive back down into the septic tank, or find an opening to the Great Sewer, which leads to the septic tank. If the Turd Patrol needs to exit directly into the Great Sewer, they use their TurdSub, made of a waterprooffed toilet paper roll.

The TurdSub

Oh, and just a little word about the dialogue, we've tried to write it as well as possible (so that the person who's speaking first has their words higher or to the left of the person who's speaking second), but sometimes it's nearly impossible to do, so in some of the panels you'll just have to use common sense to figure out who's speaking first.

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