DIALOGUE FOR: -- Comic 001: "The Turd Patrol" , Pg. 4


1 - 2 1/2. <no dialogue>

2 2/2. Pooper-Scooper-Tron: "Who the hell ARE you guys???"

3. Timmy: "We're the TURD PATROL, and we're here to..."

4. Timmy: "Defend the EARTH from the scum of... um... uh..." ; Carl: "Eh..." ; Danny: "Hmmm..."

5. Timmy: "uh... WHATEVER YOU ARE!" ; Carl: "Yeah!" ; Danny: "Right on!"

6. Pooper-Scooper-Tron: "Me?... I'm..."

7. Pooper Scooper Tron: "POOPER-SCOOPER-TRON! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-..."

8. Freddy: "Dang. That don't sound too good." ; Sally: "Nope."

9. Timmy: "You're goin' DOWN, Pooper-Scooper-Whatchamacallit!" ; Pooper-Scooper-Tron: "Not today dudes. I'm outta here! See 'ya 'round losers!"

10. Timmy: "You can't hide from us! We're the Turd Patrol! We're determined! We're persistent! We're..."

11. Carl: "Hey! Whoa! Look at the time! "FRASIER"S ON! We gotta get back!" ; Danny: "Yeah!"

12. Carl: "Step on it! We're missing "Frasier"! ; Timmy: "Shattup!" ; Sally: "Geez, all you guys ever do is whine." ; Peter: "Screw Frasier, I'm gonna play Half-Life!" ; Freddy: "Hey, I had dibs on the computer!" ; Peter: "Did not!" ; Freddy: "Did too!" ; Peter: "Did not!" ; Freddy: "Did too!" ; Peter: "Did not!" ; Freddy: "Did too!" ; Peter: "Did not!" ; Freddy: "Did too!" ; Peter: "Did not!" ; Freddy: "Did too!"