DIALOGUE FOR: -- Comic 001: "The Turd Patrol" , Pg. 1


1. The Turd Patrol, Episode #1: The Turd Patrol, Written and Illustrated by EndSequence and Assmaster 2000.

2 - 6. <no dialogue>

7. Meanwhile... ; Pooper-Scooper Guy (thinking): "This job sucks..."

8. Pooper-Scooper Guy (thinking): "HOLY CRAP!"

9 - 12. <no dialogue>