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Well, one day in, when was it? '98? No. Wait. '99. No. Wait. Ah, the hell with it. Anyway, Assmaster and I were coming home on the bus (we go to the same school), and, I forget exactly how we got on the topic, but we started talking about turds. Well, I somehow got a picture in my head of a Mr. Hanky-like turd with an army helmet, sunglasses, and a big gun. So I drew him on paper and called him "Timmy the Turd". AM2K and I were laughing our heads off. Just for fun we started making more. The next two to come were Carl the Crap and Danny the Dung. It just evolved from there. We started drawing all kinds of Turd Patrol (that's the name we had decided on) related things. Partly 'cause it beat staring out the window for 2½ hours. Mostly though, it was just for fun. Later on, we came up with the idea of making a webpage for it, seeing as I had just learned HTML. So we started the site, but then, I forget why, but we sort of forgot about it. Anyway, earlier this year, I found the old papers with the drawings on them. So I brought up the files on my computer. I told Assmaster about it and then we decided to keep working on it. We finished the page, made it a little better, and upgraded it with some Javascript. (Unfortunately, we had to remove the Javascript afterwards because it screwed the page up.) Anyway, the Turd Patrol now has a place on the World Wide Web. We hope you enjoy the site and that it makes you laugh (well, at least that it stops you from taking your sanity for granted). :)
